How to Have Threesomes

 

I’m going to stick with yesterday’s topic of bisexual women and post something that Thundercat wrote regarding threesomes. Thundercat has written the definitive guide to picking up strippers. And a stripper might be your best shot at a threesome. Below is some advice he has for you guys in search of the magical threesome. There really is some great advice packed in here.

How to Have Threesomes by Joseph Mathews
Treat the fact that she`s bisexual the same way you`d treat the fact that she knows how to cook. If you`re comfortable with it and you can speak about it like it`s not a big deal and it`s natural, then it is.
Rick said that he`s at a stage where he won`t even ask the girls if they`re bisexual. He`ll just ask them What kind of girls do you like? Again, if it`s not a big deal to you, it won`t be to them.He said the biggest mistake most men make is that they`ll rush into a threesome. He said that the primary partner has to feel comfortable she`s not gonna get dumped when she brings a girl home for you. Make sure she understands she`s the primary in the relationship, and that you can`t pay more attention to the second girl.
Basically, Rick`s process is:

1. Ask the question Are you bisexual?
2. Get her to point out girls she thinks are cute
3. Set the frame you`re someone who enjoys the fantasy with her.
4. Talk about her past experiences with women
5. Make this a fantasy for HER
6. Establish a relationship with the primary and then find a secondary girl
7. Don`t get jealous or insecure”
Eventually, I teamed up with Rick H and did a few sets. While walking around the bar, every ugly girl he`d see, hed turn to me and say Uh, dude, tell your girlfriend to stop following us around. Turns out Rick H ball busting doesn`t stop with girls. It was funny shit though. I eventually pulled two girls over to him at the bar and got to see his game a bit. First thing he does is grab their palms, look them over, and trace his finger over them, saying You got the sexual adventurism fork. They of course ask what that means. He tells them Well, it means one of three things. Those with the fork are either fetishists, exhibitionists, or bisexual. He then told them that they both have the forks.
The girls laughed. Rick H then did a full palm reading on the hot one. She seemed really into it. He then asked her What kind of girls do you like? She said I`m not into girls. I like guys. Rick responded No, you just like guys more.He probably could have gotten her if her friend hadn`t dragged her off, since the girl he was talking to (a really cute blond chick) seemed into it. After they were gone he started making fun of them for having fat asses (even though, at least in one of their cases, that wasn`t true).
I then talked to Rick a bit about Las Vegas, and I told him that last time I was out there, I kept running into prostitutes. I asked him if he`s ever gotten the hookers in Vegas into bed without paying, and he told me all the time. He talked about his system for doing it, where he`ll usually get them early in the night, before lots of business is thrown their way, and he`ll be really funny about it. If she says:
I`m working.
He`ll respond:
Rick: Oh yeah um well, you wanna know how to get a lot of customers?
Her: Sure.
Rick: Well, you need to get warmed up first. You`re too, uh, too normal right now. You gotta have sex. You gotta have sex and get warmed up. You have sex, you get all riled up, come back down to the casino stinking like sex, and guys will flock to you like bees to honey, honey. C`mon, let`s go, up to my room and get you warmed up.
Her: (laughing) Oh, I don`t know Rick: It`s good for you. It`s good for you. It`s in your own best interest. It`s in your own best interest. C`mon.
Rick said that for some reason, the key to making it work is saying It`s good for you, and It`s in your own best interest. But you have to say them twice, otherwise it doesn`t work.”

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